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(comedy)
Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope. Using such teaching tools as live grenades and real bullets, Payne starts to instill the corp with some hope. But when Payne is recalled to fight in Bosnia, will he leave the corp who has just started the believe in him, or will he find out that killin' ain't much of a livin'?.
actors:
Damon Wayans | as Maj. Benson Payne |
Ross Bickell | as Col. Braggart |
Scott 'Bam Bam' Bigelow | as Huge Biker |
Joda Blaire | as Cadet Bryan |
Orlando Brown | as Cadet Kevin 'Tiger' Dunne |
Peyton Chesson-Fohl | as Cadet Sgt. Johnson |
Stephen Coleman | as Cadet Leland |
Mark Conway | as Police Sergeant |
David DeHart | as Wellington Cadet Captain |
Joshua Todd Diveley | as New Cadet |
Robert Faraoni Jr. | as Smart Ass Soldier |
Michael Gabel | as Lt. Wiseman |
Albert Hall | as Gen. Decker |
William Hickey | as Dr. Phillips |
Michael Ironside | as Lt. Col. Stone |
Nick Castle
rating:5.20
See also: Comedy: Seed of Chucky
See also Comedy Goodbye Lover