Major Payne

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(comedy)

Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope. Using such teaching tools as live grenades and real bullets, Payne starts to instill the corp with some hope. But when Payne is recalled to fight in Bosnia, will he leave the corp who has just started the believe in him, or will he find out that killin' ain't much of a livin'?.

actors:

Damon Wayans as Maj. Benson Payne
Ross Bickell as Col. Braggart
Scott 'Bam Bam' Bigelow as Huge Biker
Joda Blaire as Cadet Bryan
Orlando Brown as Cadet Kevin 'Tiger' Dunne
Peyton Chesson-Fohl as Cadet Sgt. Johnson
Stephen Coleman as Cadet Leland
Mark Conway as Police Sergeant
David DeHart as Wellington Cadet Captain
Joshua Todd Diveley as New Cadet
Robert Faraoni Jr. as Smart Ass Soldier
Michael Gabel as Lt. Wiseman
Albert Hall as Gen. Decker
William Hickey as Dr. Phillips
Michael Ironside as Lt. Col. Stone
directors:
Nick Castle
rating:5.20

See also: Comedy: Seed of Chucky

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